My faithful, trusty curling iron gave up the ghost the other day, and I had to get a new one. Thank heavens this tag was on there or I could have really injured myself.
Seriously, when I saw that bright, shiny curling iron, my first thought was, "I can't wait to fire this baby up and put it near my eyes! I wonder how close I can get it to my eyeball before it starts to feel dry? Woo-hoo, I'll be having fun tonight!" Honestly, what kind of moron would try to curl their eyelashes with a 1 inch diameter curling iron? Duh! In the wise, wise words of Squidward Tentacles, "Everybody's an idiot, except for me!"
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Have we found our new ATA weapon du jour?
Oh man, and I was gonna ask you how your curling iron trick of putting it against your peepers was going!
You've seen the warnings on Super Man costumes, I suppose: This costume does not enable flight. Rats.
Hehehe
People are stupid.
I've never burnt my eye with a curling iron.
ok...maybe that one time, but it was before they put the warnings on...
Oooooh- did you read *all* of the instructions? My favorite is "Do not use while sleeping." Be ESPECIALLY careful not to curl your eyelashes with a hot curling iron while you are asleep in the bathtub, OK?
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