Home Sweet Home! by The Pioneer Woman
6 years ago
I don't know how many of you Special Forces readers receive the Trib, but my sister was on the front page today! She's slightly mortified. She said she knew the photographer was taking pictures of the kids building sandcastles and, if anything, that's what she thought would be in the paper. We all saw the picture before she did and had to assure her that: they got her "good" side, she didn't have a stupid expression on her face, she didn't look "teethy", her arms weren't flabby and you couldn't see her "back fat" (which, believe me, is all in her mind). She's convinced, now that she's seen the picture, that the shadow under her arm looks like armpit hair! Just to make her feel better, I'll let you all know that I was talking to her on the phone yesterday morning before she left for Keystone and she was SHAVING! So it's not - pit hair, that is.
Now, don't get me wrong....I do realize that important battles of galactic proportions have taken place at this very site, but when I look at this room.......... A mother should not have to risk her life to tuck her child into bed at night. Do you know what one of those mega-blocks feels like on the soft underside of your foot? How about when you step on a wooden block and you manage to get just the edge of it, causing it to flip over and you to slightly twist an ankle????? Now that I look at the picture even more closely, I think that's some athletic support in the center of the room! Nice!