1. I'm not quite positive that I can come up with 16 things about me :)
2. I can't burp.
3. I require more novocaine than the average person to get numb for any type of dental procedure and I wear it off MUCH faster than the average person. Add to this my irrational fear of anything dentist-visit-related and you'll find that I'm a dentist's dream patient.
4. I can't dance - at all - no joke.
5. I used to watch Alias and tell Dave that I wanted to be able to kick a$$ like Sydney Bristow. That's why I joined tkd.
6. I HATE shopping for clothes.
7. I think that bras and nylons/tights are horrible inventions. (Although, I admit, that sometimes a bra is necessary - like for church :)
8. When I was little, I wanted to be a go-go girl when I grew up.
9. I can't paint my fingernails because then they feel heavy and I can't breathe.
10. I can't stand the sound styrofoam makes when it slides against a box or something. I don't really like touching it either.
11. I can, and do, spend HOURS researching to find the perfect curriculums for the boys for school.
12. I don't mind climbing up high things, but having to climb back down scares the crap out of me.
13. I say that ladybugs have a smell. Dave doesn't believe me, but Danielle agrees and that's good enough for me! (Plus, I researched it - and it's true - so THERE, Dave!!!!!)
14. When I was little I always had the same dream that someone was chasing me and a bunch of other kids around a garbage dump trying to rub a cluster of poison grapes under our chins (which would, of course, kill us.)
15. The first time I ever went through a car wash was in 1992. I was with my friend, Holly, and I laughed my butt off the entire time - she thought I was crazy! I led such a sheltered life back then!
16. I think the most boring store in the entire universe is Auto Supermarket.
And, just for fun, and so you realize what type of family I come from.... My sister, Danielle, is afraid of weedwackers. Seriously. Okay, you can stop laughing now. She also told me that if she were ever to have any "work" done on herself, she'd have fat injected into her ankles! When she was in high school, she'd wear two pairs of socks so her ankles didn't look so skinny!
Home Sweet Home! by The Pioneer Woman
6 years ago
6 comments:
Tami, we are practically twins- why can't *I* be the cute petite one? LOL! I don't blog, so I'll make a giant comment post so you can see how
3. I require more novocaine
I have only needed novocaine for one of my many many fillings... and it took forever to wear off. (OK, not a twin thing- maybe I got all the pain tolerance?)
4. I can't dance - at all - no joke.
You don't know what you're missing! (Ooops, still not proving my 'twin' point. Maybe I got all the dance moves too)
6. I HATE shopping for clothes. me too!
8. When I was little, I wanted to be a go-go girl when I grew up. Shoulda learned to dance! ;^D
9. I can't paint my fingernails because then they feel heavy and I can't breathe. me too! Weird!
10. ...styrofoam ... Ditto!
13. I say that ladybugs have a smell. They reek! And it doesn't wash off your hands easily.
Danielle ...told me that if she were ever to have any "work" done on herself, she'd have fat injected into her ankles!
I've got plenty- she can have mine! I wore two pairs of socks so it would look like the SOCKS were fat, not my ankles.
I always knew you were in TKD for more than the chance to socialize. Not that you can do that there anymore!!!!!
Your friends should also know that you FORCED your younger sister to sit on a barrel behind a shed to sing a song that you MADE UP about a dead bird that YOU named "Diamond" because it "had the word 'di' in it and it was definitely dead".
And, I am afraid of weedwackers. They're scary to me. The ankle thing was supposed to be a secret. I feel so violated.
I am SO proud of you for learning how to leave a comment!!!! If I had known that all I had to do was give out info. that made you feel the need to defend yourself, I'd have done it long ago :) Let me see what else I can come up with.....
Ok, your painted nails make you feel as though you cannot breathe? And you thought my invisible bunnies were weird?
Also, I think it may be illegal to be the mother of boys and not be able to burp.
Danielle, I can donate some fat to your cause. :D
Danielle,
Do you have any other secrets?
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