Meet Consuela - my new, METALLIC green vacuum cleaner! I love Consuela, she's awesome and comes with a hundred different little gadgets that assist me in my OCD cleaning. The only drawback that I've noticed is that Consuela weighs a TON. She's one heavy cleaning machine! Contrary to popular belief, I do not name all of my appliances (Wendi). Currently, only Consuela and Buddy have names (Buddy is my car). I didn't want you all to think I was weird or anything :) 
Consuela was recently purchased to replace our old vacuum who did NOT have a name, but who was most recently and often referred to as, "you stupid piece of crap!" Here we are in a farewell picture. RIP old vacuum. You provided many years of sucky service. We thank you!
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Nice to meet you Consuela. My you suck hard and clean up well.
Nice machine! Anytime she needs some more action feel free to bring her to my house. My carpets are into swinging.
sucky service is exactly what you should have expected from your elder vaccuum cleaner.
But Consuela is indeed mui bonita!
Kim, I didn't know your carpets were swingers. Hmmm, have you let them watch Swingtown???
I try to limit their TV viewing time. ;)
If I were to guess who'd have swinging carpets, I'd guess Southern Belle!
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